a man

These are my awards, Mother. From Army. The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sand racing.

a plan

Either I zip down, or he zips up, and that is a mighty long zipper on Mother's Cher jumpsuit.

a beer

Oh…yeah…the guy in the…the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on!

What is Hudson Beer?

I'm in Vegas this week and would like to point out the Blue Man Group is *actually* hiring. The support group? No. I was ashamed to be seen with you. I like being with you. You just made a fool out of yourself in front of T-Bone. She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is. Aren't you the sweetest thing, spending time with what's left of your uncle.

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Hudson Beer is real beer.

Of course. The "Bob Loblaw Law Blog." Wow. You, sir, are a mouthful!

I cheated and I lied and I whored around. Never once touched my per diem. I'd go to Craft Service, get some raw veggies, bacon, Cup-A-Soup…baby, I got a stew goin'.

How am I supposed to find someone willing to go into that musty old claptrap?